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BANC | Un moș de 80 de ani, la doctor: „Nu mai pot să am treabă cu nevastă-mea”
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Fă-ți ziua mai bună cu o doză de amuzament! CANCAN.RO ți-a pregătit unul dintre cele mai amuzante bancuri pe care le vei auzi vreodată.
– Doctore, se plânge un moş de 80 de ani, deja nu mai pot să am treabă cu nevastă-mea!
– Păi, tataie, la vârsta matale… Da’ mai poţi face un singur lucru. Să mănânci pâine multă, aşa, vreo 10 pâini pe zi.
A doua zi se duce omul la alimentară şi cere 10 pâini.
– Tataie, dar ce faci matale cu atâta pâine într-o zi? Că până mâine se întăreşte…
– Chiar? Aşa de repede?
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